After a mind numbing amount of travel time Josie and I found our way across the Pacific Ocean to Auckland. Our travel time was pretty uneventful but we kept ourselves entertained by developing top 10 lists. It all started with a flight attendant that reprimanded me for sharing a very important story with Josie during her safety demo. We determined that if her safety demo had been a little more Bon Qui Qui I might have been inclined to pay attention.
http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuEu0t-PiNM
Top 10 Reasons Why Our Flight Attendant Was Having Such A Bad Day
10. She made a sub-optimal underwear choice for the day.
9. Passengers did not listen to her safety message.
8. People touching her. She almost tackled a small boy that tapped her on the arm.
7. Passengers ask her questions.
6. Her occupation requires her to wear panty hose.
5. She had just found out her kids were going to be Park Rangers.
4. She wanted to be on the Frontier plane with the grizzly bear on the tail instead of the bighorn sheep.
3. Pissed she doesn't get to eat the chocolate chip cookies they pass out.
2. Josie asked her for cold milk to go with the cookies.
1. She saw that the passengers in 10 B & C were making a Top 10 list about her.
So maybe this relationship was not such a good idea. Two peas in a pod...
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ReplyDeleteThis blog is already fantastic! Good work ladies!! And I hope the safe travels continue. Sorry to hear about the flight attendent - she obviously could have learned a few things from two of her passengers who are very helpful, friendly Park Rangers even to the most clueless visitors. Aimee, I would love to know how international flight chocolate chip cookies compare to the Doubletree cookies in San Diego?? Have fun! Lots of updates please :)
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